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    Thumbs up You know you play too much JB when....

    Okay, so this is an old one which was done a while back so alot of you newbies won't remember or you might not have even been around DtK.

    The point is saying:

    You know you play too much JB when..... (add funny or creative comment/remark here)

    Ill start us off.

    You know you play too much JB when your mum asks you to do something and you say back "you didnt say no detours or delays".

    Basically have fun and be as creative as you possibly can!!
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    You know you play too much JB when your aim becomes shit after 5 minutes of JB
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    i know i play too much JB when i introduce myself going " hi my name is juggernaut and ill be your ward.......... hi"

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    you know you play to much JB when you get doored irl! literally just happened 30mins ago, and when i shut the door my finger got crunched but lucky i didnt die... like REAL JB ♥♥♥♥ ME

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    You know you play to much JB when u bring a knife to school so u can knife the teacher
    You know you play to much JB when u bring a knife to school hoping to play soccer.
    You know you play to much JB when you break into the police station and steal all their guns to rebel with
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