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    Thumbs up You know you play too much JB when....

    Okay, so this is an old one which was done a while back so alot of you newbies won't remember or you might not have even been around DtK.

    The point is saying:

    You know you play too much JB when..... (add funny or creative comment/remark here)

    Ill start us off.

    You know you play too much JB when your mum asks you to do something and you say back "you didnt say no detours or delays".

    Basically have fun and be as creative as you possibly can!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkness049 View Post
    You know you play to much JB when you find a pistol in your room. :P
    You know you play to much JB when u bring a knife to school so u can knife the teacher
    You know you play to much JB when u bring a knife to school hoping to play soccer.
    You know you play to much JB when you break into the police station and steal all their guns to rebel with
    You know you need to get out in the sun more when all your jokes are that dry..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELITE_PWNAGE_NUB View Post
    You know you need to get out in the water more when all your jokes are that dry..
    fixed... sun makes things dry not moist

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    lol these are good.

    You know you play too much JB when you stand in a basketball court with a bomb and the police come and you just say DUDE IM PLAYING BASKETBALL. then you ask if the bombs gone off..

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    you know you play too much JB when you see a vent and u draw a knife and attack it






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    lol these too much jb jokes are funny
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    I love this so much, so glad i brought it up again :P

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    You know you play too much JB when your name is -Pwnage45170-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purplicious View Post
    You know you play too much JB when your name is -Pwnage45170-
    trololol but true o.0

    you know you play too much JB when ur parents catch you sneaking into the house in the early morning and you say "i was out of my room before orders!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassonberry View Post
    When you look at a blank concrete wall and want to have a spray contest.

    No joke, I have done this...

    Or when your friend is sleeping and you ask them: "Are you there? 3...2...1..." and slap them in the face.
    That last one....... ♥♥♥♥ing he'll cass............. Imma try that one...

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    You know your playing too much JB when you go to have a wank but you dont because you see all your homies on JB

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    You know you play too much JB when you start finding wayz to turn your workplace into a JB map, with vents and secret rooms

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    You know you play too much JB when you start seeing peak hour traffic as a chance to do an obstacle course
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    You know you play too much JB when you wake up at the computer screen, your a part of the council and everyone is calling you a god.

    You know you play too much JB when after a long day of JB, u decide that the floor just next to the computer is much better then the bed 1 meter away

    You know you play too much JB when you get high on cookies.... what?

    (on a side note, i cant change the page on this thread. it shows up with a 403 error. only way to see this is by posting)
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    Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.]

    (on another side note, im high on cookies)
    (on another another side note, why are u reading this)
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