Presenting an Office AWPs & Knives game
CARNAGE IN THE HALLWAY
Texas, 2041. The libtard socialist alliance of vegetarian wokesters has succeeded in overthrowing the Constitution of the United States of America and has taken away all of your guns. The only remaining examples outside of the hands of feminists, communists, and communist feminists are two sniper rifles held in the local headquarters of the Texan antifa militia, used by them for the now-legal practice of shooting honest hard working cops and God-fearing christian families on their way to church.
Tired of being oppressed by not risking being shot every time you go the grocery store or school, you have decided to infiltrate this headquarters and steal one of the rifles so that you can sit it on your lap and stroke it while having wild-eyed fantasies about the return of Jesus and the fiery retribution awaiting all those who do not share your own very narrow and specific political and religious affiliation. Having stripped down to your stars and stripes patterned underwear, donned a motley uniform of sorts so as to blend in with the ill-disciplined antifa homosexualists and fornicators, you have entered the building wielding your genuine bowie knife (made from genuine bowies). Sadly, your customary greeting of “go to hell you goddamn heathen” has alerted the occupants to your presence and it is now alive with antifa thugs searching for you. Happily, they are as thick as mince and in the confusion have begun attacking each other. Ignoring the furore, you carefully slice and dice your way towards your target...
OBJECTIVE 1: Knife your way to the vending machine, obtain an awp, knife your way out, play merry havoc while you have it
OBJECTIVE 2: Stab an awper, knife your way to the vending machine, obtain an awp, knife your way out, play merry havoc while you have it
These objectives are not enforceable but play the game – get an AWP, keep it for as long as is humanly possible while every other player tries to kill you for it.
I hope you're up for a challenge.
The vending machine is in the hallway near the toilets and contains two AWPs – go to it and hit E to obtain one. If they are both in play then you will not be given one so kill one of the current owners and make it back before anyone else does.
Server #3, Office
Map: Office Restricted
Date and Time: Saturday 7th August, 8pm – 9pm AEST
Free for all w/random spawns
Knives only.
2 AWPs in vending machine
No throwing knives, no nades, no other weapons
No spawn protection
Mircan will be hosting a knife tutorial at 7.45pm, before the game - don't let me be the only student
Good luck out there. You're gonna need it.
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Originally Posted by ShiftyAsian 
