Share your funniest CSS moment and win free DtK Store access

[[DtK] [C] Squall]

Dear DtK Community,

Courtesy of button , We are running a competition that will grant the winners free access to the DtK Store for a month.


The competition is pretty straightforward. All you need to do is to share your funniest ingame Counter Strike(CS 1.6 or pre,CSS or CSGO) moment with the community. This could be a a story, screenshot or video BUT it has to involve you.

The 5 funniest entries will be given store access.



Cheers

[[DtK] [T] Ariko]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXOiDNc-KHA

Hahaha. Close your eyes and listen to the audio. It sounds so funny! XD

[[DtK] [M] didum60]

plzzzzzzz announce winner

[[DtK] [Jedi] Shadow]

just this from when we trolled monitor when he was getting admin:

Squinkies: and it will be funny
Monitor entered chat.
Squinkies: LOL
Shadow: hey monitor
Monitor: hm?
GmanSk: yo, Wuzzup
Monitor: Hi guys..
DeaN: You should play JB
Shadow: we are just informing you that last night we had a vote
Monitor: aannndd?
Monitor: gman won
Shadow: between you and gman
Squinkies: bad news
Monitor: ?
Shadow: you obviously seen the results
GmanSk: sorry babe
Squinkies: better luck next time
Monitor: Yea, ok. i know
Monitor left chat.
Shadow: but we would like to let you know that
GmanSk: xD
Goose: AHAHHAHAHA
Goose: AHHAHAHAHAH
GmanSk: lol
Goose: AHHAHHAHA
DeaN: LOL
Squinkies: omfg
Goose: what a sook
DeaN: Yep
Jetpackin: when theres something weird, lying in your bed, who can you call? rape hotline!
Monitor entered chat.
Shadow: anyway....
DeaN: That escalated quickly
GmanSk: Monitor, don't cry We are here for you
Goose: quality pick right there
Monitor: Mate
Shadow: we just thought it would be nice to let you know that you will still be considered for admin at a further point in time
Monitor: Further?
DeaN: Very near
DeaN: future
Monitor: i dont know how longs thats gonna be
Monitor: but thnaks
Shadow: would you accept at this further point in time?
Goose: it might be
Shadow: basically once we get rid of mellow you are in
Monitor: Hmm
Monitor: tricky
GmanSk: Would you take it Monitor?
Squinkies: dont worry i have some tricks up my sleeve
Squinkies: just wait
Shadow: /ban mellow
DeaN: If you close your eyes
DeaN: and count to 30
Squinkies: im going to hack squall
DeaN: then look back at the screen
Squinkies: his a robot
Squinkies: brb
Shadow: this is why mellow is next to go
Shadow: this is why mellow is next to go
DeaN: OK
DeaN: http://www.dying2kill.com.au/threads...173#post301173
Goose: WOOOOOO
Goose: WOOOO
Goose: WOOO
Goose: WOO
Goose: WO
Monitor: MOHER ♥♥♥♥ERT
Monitor: SCAKRE
Monitor: FG
Monitor: AS
Monitor: SCARED ME
DeaN: LOL
Monitor: MY SHIT
Monitor: ♥♥♥
Goose: hahaha u little sooky. went and had a cry hahaha
DeaN: Do you want the position?
Jetpackin: inb4 he doesnt want to be admin
GmanSk: Good job Monitor
DeaN: We can always get Caps instead
Jetpackin: ^
Shadow: Shadow wins best troll
Monitor: YOU
Shadow: ^
Monitor: SCARED M
Monitor: ME
Monitor: OMG
Shadow:
DeaN: Omg stop crying
Monitor: CANT TYE[
GmanSk: yeah, We had a vote
GmanSk: Ban you or give you admin
Monitor: Sorry, thanks so much
Monitor: fgts

[[DtK] [C] Squall]

Allowing 1 more week for the competition.

Winners will be announced by the end of this week.

[[DtK] [M] didum60]

last night on zombies me and friend were the only 2 alive hiding under a staircase with only a little couch between us and 20 zombies. they were just outside of knifing distance we lasted 3 minutes and 40 seconds then as soon as time ran out (I didn't notice 1 got in and I started yelling over mic f**king c**ts ) then realised time ran out felt so embarresed

[[DtK] [N] boz0]

http://imgur.com/delHHMZ

Nuff Said.

[[DtK] [Jedi] Pilot Jones]

One for tha history books, my brothas and sistas.

*Narrated by Liam Neeson*

The tale of DTK is a long and ever changing one..

It all began with three powerful sages, all whom held the ability to demonstrate unquestionable power..
These sages, now known to this day as the Three Founders

Kreuger, Tiramisu, Stig

conjured the very land that you stand on now.

Though, with this creation came a very risky price.. Their lives.
It seems that the power that they held within themselves was too great to contain, let alone use to create the beautiful world known as DTK.

As a result, in order to refrain from destruction they created the Demi-God known as Squall the being that was Half Persian Cat Half Man. His role, to care for the land and continue to expand on it's ever growing beauty.

The young Demi-God had a remarkable understanding of the power he was given and in order to preserve his strength, took the offerings given by the living life to seal his magic inside $10 Rivers Shoes, every full moon, new Rivers shoes had to be purchased as they would degrade from containing the Demi-God's magic.

Until.. The Great War of Oxepon came to be...

It is said that the remnants of the magic cast by Three Founders stirred for thousands of years to bear fruit, a child of pure evil.. In the common tongue, it is described as Preb (Online Latin for Prepubescent)

Yes, this child was the root of all things tormented and brought destruction across the land that our creators graced us with Millennia ago.

The animals waled and the children wept as the elderly's life force was consumed by this damnation.

Hundreds of Squall's top elites - Paladins of the Light known as the Staff Wielders tried to hold back this Beast of the Unknown but had perished through Oxepon's Great Preb scream of "I've changed."

DTK suffered a long and disgusting period through Oxepon's reign until a young man of great reputation from a local fishing village discovered the teachings of the Wise Sages of the Old found in a tomb mistaken to be a cave.

For years, the young man versed himself on ways to diminish Oxepon's existence.

And suddenly, like no time had passed, he had found it, the untouched power of the Sages.
He stood on the mountain and screamed! "Yo shut the ♥♥♥♥ up bro!" and with a wave of his hand caused the whole nation to vote mute him!

The beast was stricken aback! Weakened by the sudden surge of power yielding him, The Demi-God Squall and his The Staff Wielders used every ounce of their strength to seal away the Preb! And from that, the war was over..

Everyone.. Was free.
The people of DTK drank and danced and laughed for days, singing songs of victory!

The young man who helped stopped this crisis only smiled and walked away back into the darkness consumed by the weed smoke..

That man..

Was Pilot Jones.

there is no tl;dr - this is a tale of the ages.

[[DtK] [Jedi] Satalin]

Applications Closed, Good luck to everyone.