I have commenced legal action against Chocolate Buddha..

**[DtK] [Jedi] Knitting** · 12-03-14

Sorry Guys
But in the way of all great sports people that can not really make it fairly. I have decided to take legal action against Chocolate Buddha.
You see every time i get on he stabs me multiple times.
It can not be my skill or aim it must be deceitful Buddha and some sort of stab hax.
Slater & Gordon have agreed to take on the case they are working on the writ as we speak.

On a serious note.
Thanks for the games on Monday and Tuesday night I have working unsociable shifts and have not been able to jump on.
I forgot how much fun you guys are. Its a great server except for Buddha

If anyone here has not had a go on GG4 have a go during peak hours 7pm to 10pm
Remember to stab Buddha for me.

**[DtK] [S] Cuffeh** · 12-03-14

You need that hardarse guy on the Bale Boshev ad.

The one that they got a new ad made of him saying he's just an actor lol cause he was too scary in the first one.

This guy!

**RuStY** · 13-03-14

Better call Saul!

**[DtK] [Jedi] Samatron** · 13-03-14

I will make no statement at this time regarding these allegations leveled against me!

I will however say that I have secured Johnnie Cochran to act as my defense council in this matter.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnnie_Cochran

I have also retained the services of Michael Niborski to commence defamation proceedings.
http://www.superlawyers.com/californ...f52dbe440.html

Regards

**[DtK] [S] Cuffeh** · 13-03-14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdba9C2G14

**[DtK] [Jedi] Lief-** · 13-03-14

Originally Posted by Cuffeh

This guy!

i swear he is Sir Alex Ferguson?

**[DtK] [Jedi] andr0iid** · 13-03-14

It's about time somebody took legal action against chocolate buddah.

Lol!

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**[DtK] [S] Cuffeh** · 13-03-14

Originally Posted by Life is a Highway

i swear he is Sir Alex Ferguson?

Doppelganger.

**[DtK] [V] loubot69** · 13-03-14

I'm also considering legal action, he always stabs me aswell

**Goose** · 13-03-14

You should get Jackie Chiles.

**Terminat0r** · 13-03-14

Jackie chillies, best attorney

**[DtK] [M] halo** · 13-03-14

Whew! You have no idea Knitting how happy this makes me. I was afraid you might have sued me for psychological damages stemming from my, as you put it, "special knitting" comments. I hope you win this monumental case which will set a new precedent and hopefully open a new flood gate of cases against serial offenders like Chocolate, Coheed, Clairee and Button, whom I would have suggested you retain as your counsel, however I feel there may be a conflict of interest there and she could potentially throw the case.

Can't wait to see you on GG#4 again!
P.S. If you need eyewitnesses in court I am available.

**[DtK] [Jedi] Knitting** · 13-03-14

I get the feeling this may grow into a class action against Buddha.
Your right Cuffeh need a better lawyer.

**[DtK] [Jedi] Satalin** · 13-03-14

U kidding, Phoenix Wright is best Attorney.

**[DtK] [Jedi] Knitting** · 13-03-14

Originally Posted by halo

Whew! You have no idea Knitting how happy this makes me. I was afraid you might have sued me for psychological damages stemming from my, as you put it, "special knitting" comments. I hope you win this monumental case which will set a new precedent and hopefully open a new flood gate of cases against serial offenders like Chocolate, Coheed, Clairee and Button, whom I would have suggested you retain as your counsel, however I feel there may be a conflict of interest there and she could potentially throw the case.

Can't wait to see you on GG#4 again!
P.S. If you need eyewitnesses in court I am available.

Halo my legal consul will be touch will you for interview dates.
Clairee has fled the country she got wind of my plans.

**[DtK] [JA] DirtyDeeds** · 14-03-14

Originally Posted by halo

Whew! You have no idea Knitting how happy this makes me. I was afraid you might have sued me for psychological damages stemming from my, as you put it, "special knitting" comments. I hope you win this monumental case which will set a new precedent and hopefully open a new flood gate of cases against serial offenders like Chocolate, Coheed, Clairee and Button, whom I would have suggested you retain as your counsel, however I feel there may be a conflict of interest there and she could potentially throw the case.

Can't wait to see you on GG#4 again!
P.S. If you need eyewitnesses in court I am available.

You don't want Button as your counsel....if she can't find her car in a parking station, how is she going to find the courtroom???

**[DtK] [JA] DirtyDeeds** · 14-03-14

Originally Posted by Knitting

Halo my legal consul will be touch will you for interview dates.
Clairee has fled the country she got wind of my plans.

Clairee has wind????....pew!!!

**[DtK] [Jedi] button** · 14-03-14

Originally Posted by DirtyDeeds

You don't want Button as your counsel....if she can't find her car in a parking station, how is she going to find the courtroom???

I will have you know that my new car has a button you can press and it will make loud sounds until you find where it is!

And that I successfully used it only yesterday!

so you can bite me

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