It was a cold ski_mountain day. There birds were not singing because there aren't any birds, and cake. happily enjoyed slaughtering the CT team in the house.
When suddenly... Nechy started blabbing about Nostalgia Critic. It gave cake. a surprise, as he noticed that Nechy was right behind him. Cake., being on ~60hp, tried to run away. Nechy followed and told him to stop.
Cake. surfed on the ramp, away from Nechy, as bullets flew into his body. Cake. was scared. Quickly jumping onto the ski lift, cake. evaded Nechy and appeared at the T spawn, falling onto the cold snow. "Haha, I got away!"
As cake. ran into the top house, Nechy continued to blab on, and cake. continued to boast his escape. Cake., watching from the top window, told Nechy to shut up.
(WARNING, DON'T READ PAST THIS PART IF YOU GET SCARED BY ANYTHING)
And that is why I screamed that day.