Ayo, just before I was fuming and just needed somethin' besides green to make me feel better. So I made a list of shit that makes me flip just to confide wit y'all.. Hopefully you feel my pain too.
Feel free to write up some of the shit that makes you mad as hell.
- When you're in the city and a group of dudes walkin' slow taking up the entire sidewalk.
- When people bring up your Ex or someone you cut ties with
- When you drop somethin' and you have to bend over twice just to pick it up cause your hands are shit
- When niggas sit next to you on the bus when there's 20 free seats on the bus
- When niggas piss next to you in the cubicles when there's 20 other seats in the restroom
- Telemarketers that call during dinner or when you're enjoying TV
- Hardly distinguishable CAPCHA codes
- Niggas that stare at you in the gym
- Niggas that stare at you at the hospital
- Impatient people that try to walk in the bus when you walkin out cause they too impatient
- People that wear snapbacks of a sport they don't even follow
- People with a Southern Cross Tattoo
- Loud obnoxious white kids that playfight next to you and they fall and touch onto you.
- When you in a group of white people and the cop looks at you like the only criminal in the world
- When you wearin' nice clothes and you begin to sweat
- When you ♥♥♥♥ up and say somethin' stupid and the girl turns around and leaves
- When fat people think they're disabled and have a right to the priority seating on public transport
- When niggas try to hand out flyers
- When you on the sidewalk and you move for the other person walkin the opposite direction and they move when you move and y'all moving side to side like a tango.
- When niggas runnin in a crowded place and knock you like nigga you ain't that important.
- When customers are greedy and mad ignorant and treat a worker like shit
- Librarians that take they job too seriously
- That one nigga that keeps shoving you in a game a ball and all you wanna do is pull out a shiv and stab a nigga in the ear
- When people keep asking you to do somethin when you actually get to doin' somethin
- When old people smile at you like "Good job son"
- Australian "Crip/Blood" members
- Lebron James
- Bitches that are obviously beautiful, upload a pic and say "omg im so ugly in this pic"
- When you hungry and nothin in the pantry so you get mad frustrated
- Little kids that hit you, think it's funny and keep doing it. Lil nigga I'ma snatch you out this house and bury you.
- Niggas who stand in front of shit you tryin to use
- Niggas who see your takin' a picture and decide to walk through it anyway
- Niggas doin the harlem shake
- People who brag too much about a TV show they just started watching
- When you taking a big ass shit and you try to push all out but it cuts off half way
- Those religious dudes at your door sayin' "have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and Savior?"
- Bosses that aim they bad day at you. nigga I'll bury you.
- Them bitch girls that try to stand in the way of a relationship ALL the time
- them cocky ass boyfriends that think they tough just cause a brotha a friend of
they chick- Nickelback
- Them old ladies that think you a criminal cause you wearing a hoodie
- Short as hell dudes that think they tough cause they backed up by a group of 20
- When a teacher gets mad at 2 people talkin' but that other dude blames it all on you
- Bullies, and those ones that gang up on a dude that's different
- When yo favorite TV character dies and you just give up on the world
- White kids that shave lines into they eyebrows
- When people write "Nigger" not "Nigga"
- When people say somethin' on a topic you know a lot about and are SO sure what they sayin' is right but in reality it's so damn wrong.
- Obama wanna take away niggas choppers but he ain't trippin' about how McDonalds end they breakfast before a nigga even opens his damn eyes.
- People that keep shoving you when you dancin' at the clubs
- Niggas that wear wife beaters at a club and think they tough as hell
- When you finna get wit a girl and they gay friend interrupt like "Haaaaay"
- Them corny ass teachers that make corny ass jokes - just wanna smack that bitch in the head like damn.
- People that get you mad and then ask for favors
- People that only talk to you FOR favors
- RuSTy and his bitch boy attitude
- When you sweating on a leather couch
- People that get cocky over power
- Smell of Lavender
- People that wear jean shorts that are rolled up tightly
- The colors Red and Green together as clothing
- When people know they wrong but keep arguing
- Krezand's face
- Niggas that hashtag on shit that don't require a hashtag
- People who mean it when they say the abbreviation yolo and the word swag.
- Bento
- When you ain't concentrating and you put food instead of the wrapper in the garbage
- When you trying to remember a line but muddle up words and you sound like a retarded seal
- When you almost about to sneeze but your body says "nope"
- When you been planning to kick it with someone for a while and they say "Sorry can't come"
- When a nigga is like "Aye, I gotta tell you something" Then they be like "Aow shit nevermind"
- When there's like 20 cents removed from an item and they have a huge tag that says "BARGAIN"
- Buying condoms and then cashiers look at you like slut
- When Squall flirts with me by looking at my profile page.