Originally Posted by
Pilot_Jones My homie, I tell this to errbody who has a hard time with player haters on the server.. Read my instructions carefully as they WILL benefit you greatly in your time here.
When a bitch nigga gets up in your face..
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into their eyes. Bring up your hands and state "I don't want no trouble, ya hear?"
If he continues to provoke you, subtly flex your trapezius muscle and core followed by slightly bending your knees.
Here comes the important part, read closely. In a low baritone voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" then slowly increase in volume.
He should be surprised by now.
Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles, your anal sphincter and your kegel muscles. By this point, you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken.
Begin to urinate and shit yourself, then allow your eyes to roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs, forcing all the air out from the use of your diaphragm.
He will cower away. realizing he is no match for your superiority and will flee.. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.