Wildest Party Experience?

[[DtK] [Jedi] Pilot Jones]

Hello Folks! Pilot Jones here, just recovering from a wild weekend and this be my story;

Saturday night, I hit up the clubs with a couple of buddies for my Pal's 21st birthday and let me tell you, shit was wild! The ladies were fine and the club was booming.

So being single for quite a while, I'd figure "Hey.. I may as well chase tail while I'm here". My friends are with me at the bar when we spot a group of chicks dancing - No boyfriends in sight. It was perfect, this one girl in particular she just seemed to shine like nobody else on the floor, and it almost felt like a sign that I had to holla. So I tell my friends to hold it down at the bar while I head off and just talk to this chick. Let me tell you, she was way outta my league, hourglass figure in a black dress, brunette with her hair curled.

As I approached, I acted like a real gentleman, I asked her friends if I could kindly take her to dance. The girls checked me out for a second and had a giggle and pushed their friend toward me. So we moved and started dancing and just gave each other details of name, age, etc. As the songs got more touchy friendly (Slow jams, as it was an RnB club) we started getting real close, I placed my hand on her hips and we kinda did the whole corny swaying crap. I looked over this chick's shoulder to see my that my pal's are missing. I kinda shrugged it off, not thinking it was a big deal.

The music got progressively faster and the content becoming more explicit. This girl begins to get more wild as she does all sorts of crazy stunts - hair flinging, ass shaking, jumping.. Anything you can really think of. I try to contain her by holding her close but still maintaining a rhythm, at about this time she's whispering things into my ear about making out and possibly leaving the club, I'm mad keen on getting with her so we kiss a little and I place my hands on her ass.

You might think "Awesome Job, Pilot! You hooked up and had a great night!" Wrong.
I feel an odd sensation that my hands are unfamiliar with.. It feels wet and also feels some what thick in texture. I back off from the girl, but she continues to dance - unaware of the fact that I let go.

As I back away, I look at my hands.. And to my horror, a moist, clear substance with large portions of brown cover my hands.

My hands are covered with shit and sweat. I have no freaking clue why, but I had the natural instinct to smell my hand. and MY GOD it was terrible. I run toward the bathroom whimpering and turn the taps on full blast. The water cleans off the mess hands but it covers my shirt. Well shit. I clean up and check for my phone. 20 missed calls. about 3 - 4 from each friend. I call back to just hear my friend answer with a loud hostile tone (So loud, in fact I had to satirically hold the phone away from my face and clench my right eye) I hear him clear though, he says they were kicked out of the club and are now being chased by some crazy drunk dude. I try to calm him down and ask for his location while walking out of the club.

I am now a man, drenched in sweaty poo water, feeling rather upset due to the enjoyment of my night ending quickly. I am also hella concerned looking for my friends who could have possibly been stabbed and or killed. I ran to the street where my friend told me they were located while on the phone when suddenly I find this guy laying naked on the side of the street. I yell out to him, asking if he's alright while slowing down to approach with caution.

All of a sudden, I hear a scream only I can recognize from both the phone and in person, it was my friend, he proceeded to scream to me "DON'T GET CLOSE, HE'S THE GUY CHASING US" I look to the direction of where the voice is coming from. The alleyway. He and all my friends run out yelling while pointing frantically. I turn around and the naked guy is standing looking right at me and says "I'm mister jinky! touch my dick!!!!!" Let me tell you, I have never been so scared in my life and I just throw the hardest punch and knock the dude out cold (I was so freaked I even forgot that the dude's junk was just flopping everywhere) The guy fell pretty hard and I just stood there startled.

And my friends run to me yelling "WHAT THE HELL?" I was so confused, but he then explained they wanted to prank me so they payed the Birthday Boy's cousin to strip down and scare me.

It definitely wasn't the right time to mess around with a guy covered in shit, only wanting one thing from the night..
I came home feeling dirty and feeling bad for the dude I punched. That night was wild.


TL;DR: Friend's 21st, wanted to kiss a girl and ended up having poo on my hands, was attacked by a naked guy who turned out to be my friend's cousin.




So there's my story, I'm bored and I'm keen for a read - do any of DTK's members get wild on the occasion and have some funny stories to tell? If so, leave a story or two! or just enjoy this one I wrote.

[TomiHU101]

CBF reading, Read TLDR, will read later after 21 Jump Street

[[DtK] [Jedi] Juggernaut]

[NSFW]

I was 17 at a friends house party and there were hotties everywhere me and my mate were smashing some Jager when a girl with the smoothest soft pink skin comes up to me slowly, at this point i haz massive boner staring at her curves, i look into her dark eyes and say " Damn, hun i could just ♥♥♥♥ you right here right now" she smiles and whispers in my ear " ditto".

I know she wants it. I take her to a random empty room and i slowly sit on the bed. She turns on the radio loud, shes gonna get loud. She starts a striptease. No panties. She unzips my pants and begins to blow me, works the ballsack like a champ. Door bursts open and some asshole with a red and white hat bursts in and throws something at the back of the girls head, she dissapears and the asshole leaves. MFW i was blown by a Ditto.

[[DtK] [LM] Rowdy]

[NSFW]

I was 17 at a friends house party and there were hotties everywhere me and my mate were smashing some Jager when a girl with the smoothest soft pink skin comes up to me slowly, at this point i haz massive boner staring at her curves, i look into her dark eyes and say " Damn, hun i could just ♥♥♥♥ you right here right now" she smiles and whispers in my ear " ditto".

I know she wants it. I take her to a random empty room and i slowly sit on the bed. She turns on the radio loud, shes gonna get loud. She starts a striptease. No panties. She unzips my pants and begins to blow me, works the ballsack like a champ. Door bursts open and some asshole with a red and white hat bursts in and throws something at the back of the girls head, she dissapears and the asshole leaves. MFW when i was blown by a Ditto.

dafuq?

[[DtK] [T] Falam]

got high on sugar from too much cake.

I think I was like 8yo or something - wild times.

all jokes aside, that was a good read - cheers.

[[DtK] [V] BeardedSquirrel]

I once swallowed 4 tic tacs at once... I know, lines over there ladies.

[vartain]

This thread has gone from wildest to weirdest.

Wildest party I went to was near a popular beach here and the house had about 300-400 people there. Thing was packed with hotties and when the police rocked up for a noise complaint they were more then shocked to see nearly a good 400 people pack out onto the street and start throwing bottles at their car. Sure enough they drove away fast nearly running someone over only to comeback with about 8 cop cars and a helicopter. The party went down to the beach afterwards where 5 seperate little fires were lit and good times were had by all.

The weirdest thing by far was at a party when i was 14-15. Me and a girl had been hooking up then we stopped and next thing I know her sister was sitting next to me on the other side and she leans over and starts making out with me. Soon enough they both looked past me and seen each other then got up and left me there. I later found a girl that I had seen at random parties earlier and we got to it. Then she says how about a blowjob? Sure enough i accept but there are no rooms in the house we can use and no where really private so I said ♥♥♥♥ it lets go for a walk. We went for a walk to the end of the street where there is train tracks. I basically got her to blow me in the middle of the street on the train tracks and everything was going great...until the cops arrived. She was that drunk she kept going when the cops arrived and me being 14-15 at the time when they wound down the window I said "imma need bout another 5 minute guys" well they didn't like that very much and arrested me for indecent exposure while she was still sucking.

My two best i can remember

[GatorTheHator]

Once drank pomegranate juice, pretty hectic. Made a bong.

[[DtK] [V] Untouchable]

damn everyone here is so damn cool

[Rebellium]

is it me or am i the only one who goes to partys full of lollies and water and orange juice with party poppers and party hats

[[DtK] [V] TeeJayy]

Went to sleep on the bonnet of a car once, woke up in the garden on the other side of the house.

Good read but Pilot, hahah

[Northy]

Had mates over my house and had way to many shots. Hardly remember the night. The only thing I really remember was walking down the street with my pants down and my mum pulls up right next to me in her car. I shat my pants (not literally) and started running.
Then I spewed up later that night and was trying to eat my spew because it looked like chips.

entertaining read btw

[Luke]

Never been to a party.
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[[DtK] [T] Burlesque]

I ate icecream for dinner last night. 'Whoa, Burlesque must be one crazy gal', I hear you say.

[Complex1ty]

I went into town one night (Underage ftw), anyways all I remember from that night was waking up the next day on some randoms front lawn in a suburb I never heard of. That was a great story to tell my parents -_-

[[DtK] [Jedi] firtvid20]

Hahaha cracked up at the last bit! Damn that's funny.

[kingEOFFF]

Your story was good, then the shit came in...

Wildest night for me

A few months ago, hit da clubz of melbourne for a friends 18th. Sweet talked the bartender, who gave me a free shot for every shot I bought. Me, being the hektik party animal I am, bought about ABC shots = my weakness = completely ♥♥♥♥ed up. I don't know what happened, but I woke up in an apartment in the city (Mantra on russell for those melbournians) next to a girl with no bra on, who to this day I have not met. I don't know what happened that night, probably didn't root due to the large amount of alcohol consumption and inability to 'get it up' in that state. But there must have been some crazy drunk humping.

[[DtK] [T] Justyce333251]

Here's my story,

it was a cold night at toys R us, hardly a good time to have a birthday party, but meh, i only came for the food. so there i was checking out all dah toys and all of a sudden.. oh god i can't go on.

lol jokes, im bored

[[DtK] [V] Atariowns]

This isnt my Story But my Friend You Know him as Rev . This is... The Bluelights Story XD

Well it all begains one day when are Champion ( Rev ) was out with some friends at a underage Club called "bluelights" and all of a sudden a blind Albino prostitute come up 2 him and grabs him by the penis and drags him 2 the Toilets where She got down on her Knees and Blowed him all night long. Good on ya REV !! <3

[[DtK] [T] regs123]

http://www.dying2kill.com.au/threads...p.-Need-advice
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